Wednesday, December 21, 2011

How Peter & his crew got lost & How James became Hook



Captain Bonny played by Anna Friel
                          This is a clever prequel to author J.M. Barrie's classic Peter Pan. In this retelling of the story am sure all of you know about Peter & Lost boys going against the evil captain Hook. But haven't you ever wondered how did they get there on Neverland in the first place. Well Hooks not a captain & he in this version raised Peter & the Lost boys to be pick pockets in London. As for the pirates the had a female captain named Bonnie. But before you turn your nose up at this 2 part movie (each part is 2 hours long) they have a wonderful cast its a great film & when this comes out on DVD i will buy it. 
   
Character back round

Captain Elizabeth Bonny played by Anna Friel. She & her pirate crew were transported to Neverland in 1726. Thats 200 years before Hook & Peter arrived. Shes after the Tree spirits dust (aka the pixie dust) Because it has magical powers & she wants to have that power to become a god in Neverland.

Genteleman Starky Played by Cas Anvar

 

Genteleman Starky played by Cas Anvar. Hes Captain Bonnys lover till Hook comes along. Starky is well dresed & politte exept when it comes to Hook. Hes very skilled with a sword but also uses a gun more than often. Hes also the Jolly Roger First mate in a way.








Smee played by Bob Hoskins


Smee Played Bob Hoskins. Hes still kind hearted in a way. He wanted to cook & eat the Lost Boys but
he also wants to take them under his wing to. Smee can be pretty cut throat when he wants to be.












James (Jimmy) Hook played by Rhys Ifans
James (Jimmy) Hook is played by Rhys Ifans. Hes Shunned by Britsh society & runs a fencing school out of his home. He also took in some kids who he trained to be pick pockets. When Hook is hired to steel a orb from a jewelry shop he tells the boys to stay behind. But Peter tells them this is there chance to prove to Jimmy they are ready. Hook & the Boys except Peter are sent to Neverland & et caught by the Pirates where hes seduced by Bonny. Hook wants the dust to get revenge on the British elites for what they did to him.

Peter played by Charlie Rowe


Peter played by Charlie Rowe. Peter is the leader of the Boys & is like a son to Hook. When the others go to Neverland he thinks there dead. Till he meets Dr. Richard Fludd who tells him there alive & that the orbs the key. Peter uses the orb to




 go to Neverland by hitting it with a dagger he stole from the jewelery shop.




Dr. Richard Fludd played by Charles Dance


Dr. Richard Fludd played by Charles Dance. He appears to be a normal high society British gentleman. Until hes after the orb & Peter sees him as a villain but as the story gos on it shows hes a good guy. He created the orb when he was a young alchemist working for Queen Elizabeth the 1st. He wanted to go to Neverland to study. He learned you don't age there. His goal was to make a city for the worlds smartest people because if they had an eternity imagine the good they could do. But thanks to the pirates his dream turned to ash before his eyes. But he also sets Peter on the path of never wanting to grow up. He had a tree spirit (aka )  which he named Tinker Bell because the Tree Spirits don't name each other.


Tinker Bell played by Kira Knightley


Tinker Bell Played by Kira Knightley. Shes her free spirit who takes a liking to Peter. She also has magical powers thanks to Fludd he wanted to help her fight against the pirates. She also tells the elders to give peter the dust so he can fight the pirates. 







Aaya (Tiger Lily) played by Q'orianka Kilcher
Aaya wich means Tiger Lily was played by Q'orianka Kilcher. Tiger Lily is a little bit different she kind of falls in love with Peter. But thanks to the Pirates she dissed to break up with him.  Shes a big help to Peter & the Boys when they go to live with the Kaw tribe. She & her people protect the Tree Spirits from harm.






Holly Man played by Raoul Trujillo




Holly Man played by Raoul Trujillo. Hes the Kaw tribes shamen & chief. Hes also hes Aayas father. He also shares a strange dream with peter about Bull Island. When he sees Peter with the pirates he thinks Peters on there side after a major forest fire that kills the tree spirits.











































The rest i will let you see for yourself this movie event was presented by Kay Jewelers. I give this movie 5 Dino Crocs out of 5 you will see ;) now its just past he second star & straight on till morning. XD



        

Friday, October 7, 2011

Kashimashi Girl Meets Girl

 
Hazumu, Yasuna, Tomari
one of the aliens
Hazumu & Yasuna caught kissing
As the title can tell, this does have a yuri story line (yuri in Japaneses means lesbian). It's about a guy named Hazumu who asks out the girl of his dreams, Yasuna.  She says sorry and runs off.  He decides to go on a hike by himself to try and forget about Yasuna. Along the way he sees a shooting star & makes a wish. In the Manga he wishes to start over. But in the anime he wishes to be more manly. The shooting star is really aliens that crash land on top of him killing him. They feel bad for killing him so they bring him back to life, but there's a problem. He is now a she, straight down to the D.N.A. When his friends are looking for him the aliens reappear & tell the whole world what they have done. They are sorry for his death & turning him into a girl. Note in the Manga which is for 16 year olds & up he is beamed down unconscious and fully clothed. It is only Tomari who catches him and feels him up by accident. But in the anime which is for 13 years olds & up he is beamed down naked back to the mountain were Yasuna & Tomari catch him & Tomari still by accident feels up his boob. Hazumus parents instead of being worried or feel pity for their new daughter they're happy because the mom always wanted a daughter. Hazumu's mom is always dressing Hazumu up in different outfits & her dad is a perv who just wants to take a bath with his new 16 year old daughter & take pictures.  Some of the pics are distasteful so the mom kicks his ass every time he gets too dirty.  But the fun doesn't stop there because now Yasuna wants Hazumu & confesses her love to the new girl. But Hazumu believed at the time they were both girls and how could they be together. That changed when Yasuna kissed Hazumu & Tomari walked in on them kissing. Tomari is Hazumus oldest friend. They have been together since they were little.  Hazumus has always been weak and cries a lot so Tomari has protected him & secretly was in love with him but was content just being by his side. That is until she starts dealing with the new female Hazumu. She gets all kinds of emotions that she doesn't know how to handle until she fanily confesses her love to Hazumu. Now Hazumus is in a love triangle with his first crush & his best friend. She knows who ever she picks will hurt the other. Hazumu also has to deal with the aliens who have decided to study her new form & her love life. There are two aliens, one is the one you saw before he discises him self as a teacher & Hazumus cousein.

Alien teacher Mr. Sora





Jan Puu & Hazumu asleep
The secound alien is the ship its self which is a clone of Hazumu except with long pink hair & pink eyes. Her name is Jan Puu. Jan Puu is in love with Hazumu because back when he was a boy when the ship laned on him and beleaves she kissed him. Jan Puu calls Hazumu Onee-nii-sama which means sister brother which is what she calls Hazumu. Jan Puu sleeps in Hazumus bed with her & she always either grabs her chest or puts her head on her chest like its a pillow. Hazumu dosent mind because she lost the fight & just decided it's better to accept it.  Hazumu has two more friends & they are Ayuki & Asuta. Ayuki she is the type who watches love insted of experiencing it. In the manga she has what I think is in love conection with the alien Sora. In the anime she only played the role of an observer, but in the manga she a mad scientist. Asuta is Hazumus only guy friend & he's kind of a hopeless loser. When Hazumu turned into a girl he fell in love with her. To prevent him from gaining any ground or turning the love triangle, Ayuki hurts him or shuts him down almost every time the rest. Tomari also beats Asuta to a pulp for being a pervert. The final character is Namiko & a human. She is always saying how proud she is that she has never had a boy friend in her 35 years of life until she meats Mr. Sora. She falls in love with him in the same way Asuta fell love with Hazumu. But Ms.Namiko is a total clutz who falls in a hole & falls off cliffs. In the manga she doesn't get Mr.Sora & it suggests she dated girls back in high school when she was popular. In the anime Mr.Sora kiss her at the end of the series & they disappear to who knows where to be alone. The manga is good. It's a 5 book manga give it a 4 1/2 yuri aliens out of 5. As for the anime it wasn't as good as it could be. The voice actors & voice actress weren't that great. I give it  3 yuri aliens out of 5. There are 13 episodes of the anime in all. the manga Publisher is Seven Seas Manga & the animes is by Anime Works & Yuri Fan. The next review will be on the anime Eden of the East.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

GTO

Onizuka
The School Nurse
This is an old anime but a good one Called The Great Teacher Onizuka or GTO for short. Hes 22 years old & a new Teacher but hes also a former motorcycle gang leader. But he diseds to give that up so he could have a better life. But he is singal & has an over active imagination so hes also trying to control him self around his female students & fellow Teachers & cant for get the nurse. But first he taught at one high school for a little bit & they thought they could tell him what to do but in the end things work out for Onizuka. But when he started his new job in a new school he got the wort of the wort because he pissed off the high schools Vice Princable. Now his new sudent hate him some want to get ghim to quit some want him fired & some want him as ther pet? But theres a few on his side like a nerdy kid he bonds with a a dittsy girl with F sized breasts with is tuff for him but he protecks her alot to & became her manager when she went in to a carre as an idol.  But he started making friends with his students till a 19 year old came back & started toying with him for her own fun. But he likes / hates her alot.   Dont worry he gets someone his own age another teacher but hes not intrested at 1st because shes flat chested but he falls in love with her & she gets sad when he hangs out with wemon & girls who are bigger than her Acup. But as for the rest you will have to see i haven't  come up with my own rating system yet so i will give this 4 crazy leassion plans out of 5 it will make you laugh some stuff might make you cry but rember thisis for 14 maybe 15 & up do to alot of seens have fun & my next enter will be on the manga Kashimashi.                                            

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The Begining

This blog is to review anime, TV, & movies. The animes , TV shows & movies that I will talk about will be some you have heard of & some you haven't. I will recommend anime, TV & movies to you. You can also suggest to me anime, TV & movies you would want me to review. I will give you my honest review & I will except your criticism or your complements. I will do my best to respond to all of your comments. My goal will be to help you find something you never seen before until now. I hope we can be friends :)